Friday, November 11, 2005

Bad sleplres of the wlrod uinte!

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorant!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Ban Comic Sans!



Why is it that everyone in the world seems to use comic sans? Is it that great a font. I can think of tonnes of other fonts that people could use. And those big corporations who use it should be shot. Surely they have enough ingenuity

to come up with their own font its not that difficult or expensive!

Sorry for that outburst but it's been driving me round the bend for years now and i've finally got it off my chest!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Forgive me father for I have sinned...

Me: Bless me father for I have sinned It has been 19 years since my last confession

Father O'haddock: What is your confesion my child?

Me: I had fish and chips for Lunch. I was doing so well father. I go past the fish and chip shop nearly every day on my way to and fro college. But today Father I sucumbed to it's devilish scent and alluring advertisements.

Father O'haddock: Say four our fathers and two hail marys and your sins will be forgive my child.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Phobics of the world unite!

I have them how about you?

I'm afraid of moths (Mottephobia) and Butterflies (Lepidophobia - not on the list but it is one others believe I looked to make sure it had a name!). I even belong to a website/forum of people who hate them. It's amazing what you can find on the internet.


Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy!

Doing revision for my test on the old testament. Did you know that the ealriest mention of the Israeli nation outside of the Bible is on the Stela of Meneptah and is dated around 1230 BCE? Well if you didn't then there you go! And did you know that Satan does not appear in the Pentateuch (first five books of the Bible) Strange that because most people think that the Snake in the Adam and Eve story is satan yet it never mentions that he is, it doesn't even say he's a devil or anything.